I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
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God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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