where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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