no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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