Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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