I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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