Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee

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(310): View more from California

so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.

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(407): View more from Florida

tod's in jail

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he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.

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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...

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(304): View more from West Virginia

The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous

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(407): View more from Florida

Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon

(407): View more from Florida

Covered in confetti and bad decisions

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.

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(386): View more from Florida

I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.

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(647): View more from Ontario

I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.

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