This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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