have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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