I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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