break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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