i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
