You can't motorboat a personality
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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