i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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