Got a toothbrush?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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