Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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