Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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