we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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