I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She even gives head with a lisp.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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