Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Your cock deserves a montage
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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