And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I look better un-naked...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Randomize
