whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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