It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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