I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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