you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
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LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize