And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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