Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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