Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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