I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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