I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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