have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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