I'm jealous of your bromance
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
soo... how was my night?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
