I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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