Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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