Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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