Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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