i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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