You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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