If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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