It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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