Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
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I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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