I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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