Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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