do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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