I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
oh god was she eating orange peels again
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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