i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
you inspire me to be a worse person
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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