I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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