I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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