Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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