M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Randomize
