Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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