Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
If I die, sorry about rent.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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