Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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