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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
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Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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